return {
    descriptions = {
        Back = {
            b_Roland_blossom = {
                name = "Blossom Deck",
                text = {
                    "{C:attention}Small{} and {C:attention}Big Blinds{} are",
                    "replaced with {C:attention}Boss Blinds",
                    "that are {C:dark_edition}debuffed #1# times",
                },
            },
            b_Roland_go = {
                name = "Pass GO Deck",
                text = {
                    "Start with a {C:attention}Credit Card",
                    "Set money to {C:money}$0",
                    "when entering the shop",
                },
            },
            b_Roland_swapper = {
                name = "Swapper Deck",
                text = {
                    "{C:tarot}Tarot {}and {C:spectral}Spectral",
                    "cards swap places",
                },
            },
        },
        BakeryCharm = {
            BakeryCharm_Roland_cocacola = {
                name = "coca cola phone",
                text = {"Values on consumables", "increase by {C:attention}1"},
            },
            BakeryCharm_Roland_fat = {
                name = "fat i phone",
                text = {
                    -- "{C:attention}+#1# Booster Pack {}slots",
                    "All {C:attention}Booster Packs {}are {C:attention}Mega",
                    "{C:inactive}(Whenever applicable)",
                },
            },
            BakeryCharm_Roland_flexible = {
                name = "flexi ble phone",
                text = {unpack(G.localization.descriptions.Joker.j_ring_master.text)},
            },
            BakeryCharm_Roland_hand = {
                name = "hand phone",
                text = {"{C:attention}+#1# {}hand size", "{C:blue}#2# {}hands"},
            },
            BakeryCharm_Roland_wii = {
                name = "wii phone",
                text = {
                    "Enter the shop",
                    "when any {C:attention}Blind",
                    "is {C:attention}skipped",
                },
            },
        },
        Blind = {
            bl_Roland_divide = {
                name = "The Great Divide",
                text = {"Half of the deck", "is discarded"},
            },
            bl_Roland_equinox = {
                name = "The Equinox",
                text = {"No UI"},
            },
            bl_Roland_falseshuffle = {
                name = "The False Shuffle",
                text = {"Enhanced cards", "are drawn last"},
            },
            bl_Roland_improbable = {
                name = "The Improbable",
                text = {"All probabilities", "cannot happen"},
            },
            bl_Roland_mitotic = {
                name = "The Mitotic",
                text = {"Discarded cards", "are copied"},
            },
            bl_Roland_nimble = {
                name = "The Nimble",
                text = {"The first 5 cards", "drawn are played"},
            },
            bl_Roland_tranquilizer = {
                name = "The Tranquilizer",
                text = {"#1#s are debuffed", "Changes based on", "most common rank"},
            },
            bl_Roland_venerable_visage = {
                name = "Venerable Visage",
                text = {"Infinite discards", "Lose if any card was", "not played or discarded"},
                fail = {
                    "Blasphemy.",
                    "Blunder.",
                    "Crisis.",
                    "Denied.",
                    "Failure.",
                    "Fall.",
                    "Foolish.",
                    "Illiterate.",
                    "Judgement.",
                    "Mistake.",
                    "Perish.",
                    "Pity.",
                    "Unfortunate.",
                    "Weak.",
                },
            },
        },
        Enhanced = {
            m_wild = {
                name = "Wild Card",
                text = {"Can be used", "as any suit", "Can not be", "debuffed"},
            },
        },
        Joker = {
            j_Roland_bulldozer = {
                name = "Bulldozer",
                text = {
                    "Give {X:red,C:white}XMult{} equal to",
                    "the current {C:attention}Blind Size{C:attention}",
                    "{C:inactive}(Currently {X:red,C:white}X#1#{C:inactive})",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_escapey = {
                name = "Escapey",
                text = {
                    "Use to {C:attention}destroy tags{} or {C:attention}unselected consumables",
                    "in exchange for {C:planet}leveling up {X:planet,C:white}#1#{C:planet} random hands",
                    "{C:inactive,s:0.75,E:1}#2#{C:red,s:1.5,E:1}#3#{s:0.9}#4#{C:blue,E:1,s:0.9}#5#{s:0.9}#6#",
                },
                merge = {"Since none apply, fuse with other ", " jokers"},
                quotes = {
                    marble = {"there is no escape..."},
                    normal = {
                        "I can't wait to work with you!",
                        "Did you need something from me?",
                        "Oh! I'm just so happy to see you!",
                        "Can I say something irrelevant? I promise it won't be long.",
                        "Tell me about your buddies! Assuming you have them, anyway.",
                    },
                    scared = {
                        "What am I going to do?!",
                        "I'm not scared, you are!",
                        "Tell me when this is over...",
                        "I can't keep looking at this!",
                        "Let me go hide in this corner... Okay?",
                    },
                },
            },
            j_Roland_phytoestrogens = {
                name = "Phytoestrogens",
                text = {"{C:mult}+Chips{} Mult", "{X:mult,C:white}X#1#{} Mult"},
            },
            j_Roland_monomino = {
                name = "Monomino",
                text = {
                    "Gains {C:money}$#1#{} of",
                    "{C:attention}sell value{} if",
                    "played hand is a",
                    "{C:attention}#2#",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_domino = {
                name = "Domino",
                text = {
                    "This Joker gains {C:mult}+#1# {}Mult",
                    "if played hand is a",
                    "{C:attention}#2#",
                    "{C:inactive}(Currently {C:red}+#3#{C:inactive} Mult)",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_trimino = {
                name = "Trimino",
                text = {
                    "Copies {C:attention}#1# {C:green}random",
                    "scoring cards and",
                    "{C:red,E:1}self-destructs {}if",
                    "played hand is a",
                    "{C:attention}#2#",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_misfortune = {
                name = "Misfortune Cookie",
                text = {
                    "{C:tarot}Tarot{} cards created",
                    "by {C:tarot}Purple Seals",
                    "become {C:dark_edition}Negative",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_martingale = {
                name = "Martingale",
                text = {
                    "{C:green}#1# in #3#{} chance to give {X:mult,C:white}X#2#{} Mult",
                    "{s:0.9}Otherwise, {C:green,s:0.9}#1# in #3#{s:0.9} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.9}X#3#{s:0.9} Mult",
                    "{s:0.81}Otherwise, {C:green,s:0.81}#1# in #3#{s:0.81} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.81}X#4#{s:0.81} Mult",
                    "{s:0.6561}Otherwise, {C:green,s:0.6561}#1# in #3#{s:0.6561} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.6561}X#5#{s:0.6561} Mult",
                    "{s:0.43046721}Otherwise, {C:green,s:0.43046721}#1# in #3#{s:0.43046721} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.43046721}X#6#{s:0.43046721} Mult",
                    "{s:0.1853020188851841}Otherwise, {C:green,s:0.1853020188851841}#1# in #3#{s:0.1853020188851841} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.1853020188851841}X#7#{s:0.1853020188851841} Mult",
                    "{s:0.0343368382029250877861747139}Otherwise, {C:green,s:0.0343368382029250877861747139}#1# in #3#{s:0.0343368382029250877861747139} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.0343368382029250877861747139}X#8#{s:0.0343368382029250877861747139} Mult",
                    "{s:0}Otherwise, {C:green,s:0}#1# in #3#{s:0} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0}X#9#{s:0} Mult",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_mrsbones = {
                name = "Mrs. Bones",
                text = {
                    "{X:red,C:white}X#1#{} Mult",
                    "{C:red,E:1}Self destructs{} if {C:chips}chips",
                    "scored at the end of",
                    "the {C:attention}Blind{} are less than",
                    "{C:attention}#2#%{} of required {C:chips}chips",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_msjoker = {
                name = "Ms. Joker",
                text = {"{C:chips}+#1#{} Chips"},
            },
            j_Roland_oops = {
                name = "Oops! All 7s",
                text = {
                    "{X:green,C:white}X#1#{C:green,E:1} probability {}after every",
                    "{C:blue}hand {}played this round",
                    "{C:inactive}(Currently {X:green,C:white}X#2#{C:inactive})",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_sapling = {
                name = "Sapling",
                text = {
                    "{C:mult}+#1# {}Mult if",
                    "scoring hand",
                    "contains at",
                    "least {C:attention}#2# suits",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_sunny = {
                name = "Sunny Side Up",
                text = {
                    "Sell this Joker to",
                    "{C:attention}draw{} the bottom",
                    "card of the {C:hand}deck",
                    "{C:inactive}(Currently {V:1}#1#{C:inactive}#2#{V:2}#3#{C:inactive})",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_temple = {
                name = "Temple",
                text = {
                    "{C:attention}Unscored Wild{} cards",
                    "give {X:red,C:white}X#1#{} Mult",
                },
            },
            j_Roland_yard = {
                name = "Yard Sale",
                text = {
                    "Gain {C:money}$#1#{} when a",
                    "card is {C:attention}removed",
                    "from the deck",
                },
            },
        },
        Other = {
            roland_glass_seal = {
                name = "Glass Seal",
                text = {
                    "{C:red,E:1}Shatters {}and creates",
                    "a random {C:attention}Tag {}if",
                    "drawn during a {C:attention}Blind",
                },
            },
        },
        Sleeve = {
            sleeve_Roland_blossom = {
                name = "Blossom Sleeve",
                text = {
                    "{C:attention}Small{} and {C:attention}Big Blinds{} are",
                    "replaced with {C:attention}Boss Blinds",
                    "that are {C:dark_edition}debuffed #1# times",
                },
            },
            sleeve_Roland_blossom_alt = {
                name = "Efflorescent Sleeve",
                text = {
                    "{C:attention}Blinds{} are {C:dark_edition}debuffed",
                    "{C:dark_edition}({X:dark_edition,C:white}ante{} {X:dark_edition,C:white}number{C:dark_edition}) times",
                    "{C:inactive}(Instead of #1#)",
                },
            },
            sleeve_Roland_go = {
                name = "Pass GO Sleeve",
                text = {
                    "Start with a {C:attention}Credit Card",
                    "Set money to {C:money}$0",
                    "when entering the shop",
                },
            },
            sleeve_Roland_go_alt = {
                name = "Free Parking Sleeve",
                text = {
                    "Start with an additional",
                    "{X:attention,C:white}#1#{C:attention} Credit Cards",
                },
            },
            sleeve_Roland_swapper = {
                name = "Swapper Sleeve",
                text = {
                    "{C:tarot}Tarot {}and {C:spectral}Spectral",
                    "cards swap places",
                },
            },
            sleeve_Roland_swapper_alt = {
                name = "Sleeve Swapper",
                text = {
                    "{C:attention}All {}consumable",
                    "types swap places",
                },
            },
        },
        Spectral = {
            c_Roland_afterimage = {
                name = "Afterimage",
                text = {
                    "Add {C:dark_edition}Negative {}to {C:attention}#1#",
                    "selected card in hand",
                    "{C:red}#2#{} hand size",
                },
            },
            c_Roland_dual = {
                name = "Dual",
                text = {
                    "Add random seals",
                    "to {C:attention}#1#{} random",
                    "cards in {C:hands}hand",
                },
            },
            c_Roland_mirror = {
                name = "Mirror",
                text = {
                    "Add a {C:dark_edition}Glass Tag",
                    "to {C:attention}#1#{} selected",
                    "card in {C:hands}hand",
                },
            },
            c_Roland_void = {
                name = "Void",
                text = {
                    "{C:red}Destroys {X:red,C:white}all{} owned",
                    "playing cards {}for",
                    "{C:attention}#1# {C:dark_edition}Negative {C:spectral}Cryptids",
                },
            },
        },
    },
    misc = {
        challenge_names = {
            c_Roland_Jokerful = "Jokerful",
            c_Roland_Ornate = "Ornate",
            c_Roland_Pastries = "Sweet Pastries",
            -- c_Roland_Surgery = "Surgery",
        },
        v_dictionary = {
            b_Roland_bye = "Bye!",
            b_Roland_comma = ", ",
            b_Roland_debuffed = "DEBUFFED",
            b_Roland_entering_shop = "Entering shop!",
            b_Roland_escape = "ESCAPE",
            b_Roland_fuse = "FUSE",
            b_Roland_debug_export = "Debug: Import funky.lua to _G",
            b_Roland_equinox_assist = "Assist: Only hide text during Equinox",
            b_Roland_most_common_card = "(Rank)",
            b_Roland_na = "N/A",
            b_Roland_of = " of ",
        },
        labels = {
            roland_glass_seal = "Glass Seal",
        },
        v_text = {
            ch_c_Roland_Jokerful = {"Only the {C:common}default Joker{} can appear in shops"},
            ch_c_Roland_Ornate = {"Anything vanilla is banned"},
            ch_c_Roland_Pastries = {"All blinds, cards, and tags are of {C:gold}Bakery{} or {C:blue}Roland"},
            -- ch_c_Roland_Oops_All_Tranquilizers = {"Non-showdown blinds are replaced with {C:blue}The Tranquilizer"},
            -- ch_c_Roland_Linked_Rank = {"Cards of the same rank share state"},
        },
    },
}