return {
    descriptions = {
        Blind = {
            bl_Roland_improbable = {
                name = "The Improbable",
                text = {"{C:attention}All probabilities", "cannot happen"},
            },
            bl_Roland_nimble = {
                name = "The Nimble",
                text = {"The first {C:attention}5 cards", "drawn are {C:attention}played"},
            },
        },
        Joker = {
            j_Roland_escapey = {
                name = "Escapey",
                text = {
                    "Destroy {C:attention}tags{} or {C:attention}non-selected",
                    "{C:attention}consumables{} on use. Level up",
                    "the {C:planet}most played hand{} by {C:planet}#1#{}",
                    "for each destroyed object",
                    "{C:inactive}(Currently #2#)",
                    " ",
                    "#3#{C:inactive,s:0.75,E:1}#4#{C:red,s:1.5,E:1}#5#",
                    "#6#{C:blue,E:1}#7#{}#8#{C:inactive,s:0.75,E:1}#9#{C:red,s:1.5,E:1}#10#",
                },
                merge = {"Since no objects apply, fuse", "with other ", " jokers"},
                quotes = {
                    marble = {{"there is no escape..."}},
                    normal = {
                        {"I can't wait to",                        "work with you!"},
                        {"Did you need something",                 "from me?"},
                        {"Oh! I'm just so",                        "happy to see you!"},
                        {"Can I talk about something irrelevant?", "I promise it won't be long."},
                        {"Can you introduce me to your friends?",  "Assuming you have friends of course!"},
                    },
                    scared = {
                        {"What am I",         "going to do?!"},
                        {"I'm not scared,",   "you are!"},
                        {"Tell me when",      "this is over..."},
                        {"I can't keep",      "looking at this!"},
                        {"Let me go hide in", "this corner... Okay?"},
                    },
                },
            },
            j_Roland_martingale = {
                name = "Martingale",
                text = {
                    "{C:green}#1# in #2#{} chance to give {X:mult,C:white}X#2#{} Mult",
                    "{s:0.9}Otherwise {C:green,s:0.9}#1# in #2#{s:0.9} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.9}X#3#{s:0.9} Mult",
                    "{s:0.81}Otherwise {C:green,s:0.81}#1# in #2#{s:0.81} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.81}X#4#{s:0.81} Mult",
                    "{s:0.6561}Otherwise {C:green,s:0.6561}#1# in #2#{s:0.6561} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.6561}X#5#{s:0.6561} Mult",
                    "{s:0.43046721}Otherwise {C:green,s:0.43046721}#1# in #2#{s:0.43046721} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.43046721}X#6#{s:0.43046721} Mult",
                    "{s:0.1853020188851841}Otherwise {C:green,s:0.1853020188851841}#1# in #2#{s:0.1853020188851841} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.1853020188851841}X#7#{s:0.1853020188851841} Mult",
                    "{s:0.0343368382029250877861747139}Otherwise {C:green,s:0.0343368382029250877861747139}#1# in #2#{s:0.0343368382029250877861747139} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0.0343368382029250877861747139}X#8#{s:0.0343368382029250877861747139} Mult",
                    "{s:0}Otherwise {C:green,s:0}#1# in #2#{s:0} chance to give {X:mult,C:white,s:0}X#9#{s:0} Mult",
                },
            },
        },
        Spectral = {
            c_Roland_afterimage = {
                name = "Afterimage",
                text = {
                    "Add {C:dark_edition}Negative {}to {C:attention}#1#",
                    "selected card in hand",
                    "{C:red}#2#{} hand size",
                },
            },
            c_Roland_void = {
                name = "Void",
                text = {
                    "{C:red}Destroys {X:red,C:white}all{} owned",
                    "playing cards {}for",
                    "{C:attention}#1# {C:dark_edition}Negative {C:spectral}Cryptids",
                },
            },
        },
    },
    misc = {
        challenge_names = {
            c_Roland_Jokerful = "Jokerful",
            c_Roland_Pastries = "Sweet Pastries",
        },
        v_text = {
            ch_c_Roland_Jokerful = {"Only the {C:common}default Joker{} can appear in shops"},
            ch_c_Roland_Pastries = {"All blinds, cards, and tags are of {C:gold}Bakery{} or {C:blue}Roland"},
        },
    },
}