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diff --git a/src/joker.lua b/src/joker.lua
index 1075538..a7bbc2c 100644
--- a/src/joker.lua
+++ b/src/joker.lua
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-for _, v in pairs({"7granddad", "betmma", "oxy", "maxie", "peppino"}) do
+for _, v in pairs({"7granddad", "betmma", "honey", "oxy", "maxie", "peppino"}) do
     SMODS.Atlas {
         px = 71,
         py = 95,
@@ -110,12 +110,12 @@ local maxie_quotes = {
         "Need a paw?",
         "Together as a team!",
         "Mmm... Milk sounds good right about now.",
-        "Unlike most other bunnies; I don\'t like carrots.",
+        "Unlike most other bunnies; I don't like carrots.",
         "Mmm... Mac and Cheese...",
         "I am just sitting here.",
     },
     scared = {
-        "A-ah! S-stop it, please!! You\'re scaring me...!",
+        "A-ah! S-stop it, please!! You're scaring me...!",
         "E-eek! B-be careful!!",
     },
 }
@@ -125,7 +125,10 @@ SMODS.Joker {
     atlas = "janemaxie",
     loc_txt = {
         name = "Maxie",
-        text = {"{C:attention}+#1# {}booster pack slot#2#"}
+        text = {
+            "{C:attention}+#1# {}booster pack slot#2#",
+            "{C:inactive,s:0.75,E:1}#3#{C:red,s:1.5,E:1}#4#",
+        }
     },
     config = {extra = {choices = Cryptid and 2 or 1}},
     pos = {x = 0, y = 0},
@@ -134,7 +137,12 @@ SMODS.Joker {
     cost = 10,
     rarity = 2,
     loc_vars = function(_, _, card)
-        return {vars = {card.ability.extra.choices, card.ability.extra.choices == 1 and "" or "s"}}
+        return {vars = {
+            card.ability.extra.choices,
+            card.ability.extra.choices == 1 and "" or "s",
+            Jane.sinister and "" or pseudorandom_element(maxie_quotes.normal, pseudoseed("MaxieQuotes")),
+            Jane.sinister and pseudorandom_element(maxie_quotes.scared, pseudoseed("MaxieQuotes")) or "",
+        }}
     end,
     calculate = function(_, card, context)
         if context.starting_shop then
@@ -145,6 +153,69 @@ SMODS.Joker {
     end
 }
 
+SMODS.Joker {
+    key = "honey",
+    atlas = "janehoney",
+    loc_txt = {
+        name = "Honey{C:dark_edition}#1#",
+        text = {
+            "{C:attention}Common#2#{}#3#",
+            "#4#cannot appear",
+            "#5#{C:attention}#6#",
+            "{C:dark_edition}#7#{}#8#{C:inactive,s:0.75,E:1}#9#",
+            "{C:inactive,s:0.75,E:1}#10#{C:red,s:1.5,E:1}#11#",
+        }
+    },
+    config = {extra = {is_corrupted = false}},
+    pos = {x = 0, y = 0},
+    sinis = {x = 2, y = 0},
+    soul_pos = {x = 1, y = 0},
+    cost = 8,
+    rarity = 3,
+    update = function(_, card, _)
+        if card.added_to_deck and card.children.center and card.children.floating_sprite then
+            local extra = card.ability.extra or {}
+            local y = extra.is_corrupted and 1 or 0
+            card.children.center:set_sprite_pos({x = 0, y = y})
+            card.children.floating_sprite:set_sprite_pos({x = Jane.sinister and 2 or 1, y = y})
+        end
+    end,
+    loc_vars = function(_, _, card)
+        local is_corrupted = card.ability.extra.is_corrupted
+
+        return {vars = {
+            is_corrupted and " (Corrupted)" or "",
+            is_corrupted and " and Uncommon" or "",
+            is_corrupted and "" or " jokers",
+            is_corrupted and "jokers " or "",
+            is_corrupted and "" or "Getting another ",
+            is_corrupted and "" or "Honey",
+            is_corrupted and "" or "corrupts ",
+            is_corrupted and "" or "this Joker",
+            Jane.sinister and "" or (is_corrupted and "*Her eyes are looking around," or ""),
+            Jane.sinister and "" or (is_corrupted and "as if she wants to say something...*" or "Buzzzzz! I'll do my best!"),
+            Jane.sinister and (is_corrupted and "..." or "S-STOP THAT!! YOU'RE FREAKING ME OOOUT!!!") or "",
+        }}
+    end,
+}
+
+if Cryptid then
+    Cryptid.aliases["honey"] = "j_jane_honey"
+end
+
+local orig_rarity = SMODS.poll_rarity
+
+function SMODS.poll_rarity(_pool_key, _rand_key)
+    local is_corrupted
+
+    for _, v in pairs(SMODS.find_card("j_jane_honey")) do
+        is_corrupted = is_corrupted or v.ability.extra.is_corrupted
+    end
+
+    local rarity = orig_rarity(_pool_key, _rand_key)
+    return (is_corrupted and (rarity == 1 or rarity == 2)) and 3 or ((is_corrupted ~= nil and rarity == 1) and 1 or rarity)
+end
+
 local oxy_quotes = {
     normal = {
         "YOU WILL LOSE",
@@ -173,7 +244,7 @@ SMODS.Joker {
             "{C:inactive,s:0.75,E:1}#11#{C:red,s:1.5,E:1}#12#",
         }
     },
-    config = {extra = {corrupted_steel = 2.25, is_corrupted = false, milestone = 5, progress = 0, steel = 1.5}},
+    config = {extra = {corrupted_steel = 2.5, is_corrupted = false, milestone = 3, progress = 0, steel = 1.5}},
     pos = {x = 0, y = 0},
     sinis = {x = 2, y = 0},
     soul_pos = {x = 1, y = 0},
@@ -197,7 +268,7 @@ SMODS.Joker {
             is_corrupted and "" or "Destroying ",
             effective .. (is_corrupted and " round" or " steel card") .. plural,
             is_corrupted and "" or "corrupts ",
-            is_corrupted and "Destroying steel cards" or "this joker",
+            is_corrupted and "Destroying steel cards" or "this Joker",
             is_corrupted and "prolongs the " or "",
             is_corrupted and "corruption" or "",
             Jane.sinister and "" or (is_corrupted and pseudorandom_element(oxy_quotes.normal, pseudoseed("OxyQuotes")) or "We all cut close..."),
@@ -207,8 +278,9 @@ SMODS.Joker {
     update = function(_, card, _)
         if card.added_to_deck and card.children.center and card.children.floating_sprite then
             local extra = card.ability.extra or {}
-            card.children.center:set_sprite_pos({x = 0, y = extra.is_corrupted and 1 or 0})
-            card.children.floating_sprite:set_sprite_pos({x = Jane.sinister and 2 or 1, y = extra.is_corrupted and 1 or 0})
+            local y = extra.is_corrupted and 1 or 0
+            card.children.center:set_sprite_pos({x = 0, y = y})
+            card.children.floating_sprite:set_sprite_pos({x = Jane.sinister and 2 or 1, y = y})
         end
     end,
     calculate = function(_, card, context)
diff --git a/src/main.lua b/src/main.lua
index 028c35f..3703eb5 100644
--- a/src/main.lua
+++ b/src/main.lua
@@ -322,6 +322,17 @@ function Game:update(dt)
     G.P_BLINDS["bl_jane_wee"].mult = 22 / blind
     G.P_BLINDS["bl_jane_descending"].mult = math.floor(8 * math.sqrt(blind)) / blind
 
+    local honey = SMODS.find_card("j_jane_honey")
+
+    for _, v in ipairs(honey) do
+        if not v.ability.extra.is_corrupted and v ~= honey[#honey] then
+            v.sell_cost = v.sell_cost + honey[#honey].sell_cost
+            v.ability.extra.is_corrupted = true
+            honey[#honey]:start_dissolve()
+            honey[#honey] = nil
+        end
+    end
+
     if not Jane.bans_done then
         delete_hardbans()
         Jane.bans_done = true